Efficient Markets!

Vero Possumus!

The new Escalade is out.

Etched in Stone

Obama: Don't Leave Home Without Him

Obama's in your car, bank, power company, doctor's office, and now he's inserted himself directly into your wallet.

He's a Moderate, Remember?

JJ Abrams Loves the Space-Time Continnum

Will someone please get the guy a flux capacitor t-shirt?

Stole a Dollar? Spend Two!

Is it Time for a Tax on Wealth?

Soon we will all have the dignified pleasure of exchanging our savings accounts and retirement accounts for 100 year treasury bonds!

Look, Ryan Seacrest