Abu Gaff

Harvard is funding a play that reenacts the "torture" at Abu Ghraib in Iraq last year. If you thought this story was overexposed before, just wait. We'll have to endure countless hours of debate, hundreds of columns and another partisan divide over this swill.

Abu Ghraib was bad for America, but this reenactment is just... weird. These theatre types are the most decadent and useless people in America. They're wasting a world-class education on "stage urination."

Everyone knows where people like this end up:

• Food Service
• Public employment
• Teaching (poorly)
• Trust fund coasting
  

Successful people don't have time for this garbage.