Not-so-close call
Today, at 12:37 PM, a Cessna entered restricted airspace over the White House, prompting evacuation of the Capitol, White House, and Supreme Court. First Lady Laura Bush and former First Lady Barbara Bush were evacuated from the White House residence, and Vice President Cheney was hustled away from the West Wing. Where was President Bush?
On a bike ride. In Maryland. At 12:37 PM. On a Wednesday.
It's 8:00 PM and I'm still at work. Maybe I'm just jealous the president has a shorter workday and more vacation than me. Seriously, shouldn't he be balancing the budget or coordinating national security on a Wednesday afternoon?
On a bike ride. In Maryland. At 12:37 PM. On a Wednesday.
It's 8:00 PM and I'm still at work. Maybe I'm just jealous the president has a shorter workday and more vacation than me. Seriously, shouldn't he be balancing the budget or coordinating national security on a Wednesday afternoon?
2 Comments:
The president is always working. Whether he's politicking or making policy, he's working. He'd have been on an exercise bike if it was recreational.
Our last President was getting blowjobs from interns in the oval office at noon on Wednesdays.
By Ben Polidore, At 10:25 PM EDT
Haha, I know. That was very tongue-in-cheek.
By Tim McGuire, At 10:53 PM EDT
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