"Satchel" would be proud

In a historic moment for nickname buffs worldwide, 45-year old Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd pitched six innings in his first professional start in 8 years. Oil Can allowed two earned runs and seven hits, while collecting four strikeouts in receiving a no-decision for the Brockton Rox.

Lesson to the kids: if you want to pitch into your fifties, get yourself a crazy nickname.