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Friday, June 17, 2005

Jeb the Lionheart's neverending crusade

Governor Jeb Bush of Florida has asked a prosecutor to determine why Michael Schiavo purportedly waited 40 minutes after his wife Terri's collapse to call 911. Apparenly Mr. Schiavo testified in 1992 he found her unconscious at approximately 5:00 AM and records show he called 911 at 5:40 AM. Although Terri's autopsy showed no signs of abuse, indicated her brain had atrophied to less than half of normal size, and concluded there was no hope of recovery, the power of Christ compels Gov. Bush to punish Mr. Schiavo for something. Negligence for starters; if that fails, then perjury, and if slimy Schiavo shakes that rap too, surely they can nail him for tax evasion.

Didn't you right-wingers learn your damn lesson the last time around? Just admit you want an activist judge of your own to reverse 13 years of previous decisions and we can all move on!

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