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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Don't Forget about Sandy!


Sandy Berger recently pleaded guilty to reckless driving after being clocked driving 88MPH in a 55MPH zone.

Of course, given the recent media storm on government corruption, you would think that Berger's document stealing ways would at least warrant a footnote. I love how this entire story got swept under the carpet.

If Condoleezza Rice makes a document run in 2010, she'll be hanged.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Democracy for sale

California Republican Duke Cunningham has resigned from the House of Representatives. This morning Cunningham plead guilty to four counts of conspiracy (mail fraud, wire fraud, bribery of public official and accepting bribes) and one count of tax evasion.

As usual, The Onion nails it.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

You Play to Lose the Game

Searching the internet for "Herm Edwards is retarded" yields only one result. Searching for "Theisman is retarded" also yields one sorry result. Well, make it two.

We must be living in the twilight zone. Watching Theisman celebrate Herm Edwards for over three hours tonight as though Herm was the love child of Amun-Ra and Vince Lombardi really made me ill. The only reasons I'll get any sleep tonight:
  • I bet against the Jets and won
  • Reggie Bush is still in our grasp
  • Our first pick kicker lost the game for us
With this in mind, please remember that:


...unless Reggie Bush is going pro and your book is authored by a ghost writer.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Liberal Hood: Men in Tights


About two thirds of the federal budget is consumed by "Robin Hood" programs that take from one group of people to give to another. Not all of the takees are necessarily rich as in the old fable: the top 50% pays 96% of the taxes.

But most Americans would agree that we need to help provide our fellow citizens with their rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness in order to enjoy those same rights ourselves in the long term. What separates this unmistakable bedrock of the American way of life from vague platitude? A single word: 'pursuit'.

The pursuit of happiness is a much different thing from happiness itself, and too many a liberal idea has been devoid of this principle. Further, it is a mistake to consider a contrary opinion to liberal fundamentalism completely so. Many conservative ideas yet executed share some of the basic principles of liberalism; the difference is in the means. Here are a few examples:
  • Unemployment-- Unemployment insurance is Germany's biggest economic challenge in 2006. The United States has managed to maintain more reasonable levels of unemployment insurance, but it is ever creeping toward larger, less effective levels. Why? To get votes for an incumbent. The problem here is that the way the current program is structured, the only way to get maximum utility out of unemployment is to go without work as long as possible. A better approach would guarantee a certain amount of money to the unemployed no matter when they find a job. This way, there is incentive to detach one's self from government feudalism. Sure, you'd have to have parameters around the program to avoid abuse, but what's the worst case scenario? We spend the same amount of money as before.
  • Health Care-- One of the biggest problems with health care is that most consumers of this resource do not trade any of their attainable resources for health services. That is, most health care plans are "all you can eat" so to speak. If you've ever been to a Ponderosa, I'm sure you've see all the half eaten bread sticks and plates full of uneaten chicken wings. People are getting health services that they don't reasonably need just because they can. To some this might seem like a blessing, but what it really does is squeeze the system such that demand has greatly exceeded supply-- to an extent that only the middle and upper middle class employed population can reasonable afford healthcare. The government caused this problem by structuring tax breaks on health care to support the "all you can eat" programs in lieu of health care savings accounts or tax deductions on health care. If the latter were true, people would have to trade some kind of resource to get health care, and you'd see a democratized system instead of a "golden ticket" system like we have today. Of course, some might argue that we should expand the golden ticket program. This simply will not work. Health care, like any other resource, is finite, and the best we can do as a society is distribute it fairly and efficiently.
  • Education-- This is a doozy, and it really emphasizes a bedrock of conservative thinking: let government pay for as little as possible and let it do almost nothing. Education has been paid for and run by government for so many years now that it is completely hopeless in its current form. All schools should be auctioned off to private entities (like the Catholic church, Harvard and GE) who compete for students' government provided vouchers. Vouchers need not be given to all students. Rather than having the government collect money from residents of Greenwich, CT so that they can pay for schools in Greenwich, CT, cut property taxes and let those rich citizens pay tuition in Greenwich or any other school they feel is best for their children. Teachers could become as well paid as their union leaders dream by creating revenue by attracting students by teaching well.
  • Social Security-- This is probably the most ill-conceived, well liked program in US history. It effectively takes from black men and gives to white women. I strongly believe the program should be scrapped entirely. We should cut one time checks to those who have paid into it for all of their contributions plus compounded 3% and we should do it retroactively (and post-mortem) for 20 years. Then we should expand tax deductible retirement programs like 401(k) and call it a day. Americans are the smartest, hardest working people in the world (for now). I think they can manage a low risk retirement portfolio.
The basic idea here is that our government treats us like fools. They take our money and give it right back to us, minus the vig. Americans should be concerned when Washington, DC is one of the fastest developing cities in the nation-- this is the clearest indicator of the overall problem.

Incentive and ownership based programs are the answer.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

r.o.donnell


Aunt Jemima lost her epic battle with the Stay-Puft Man. (AP)

I don't know how the existential ramblings of Rosie O'Donnell doing e.e. cummings stayed under my radar for so long.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Album Review
Wolf Parade: Apologies to the Queen Mary

Rating: 9.6

There's keyboards and synths and loud guitars, but make no mistake: Wolf Parade is not part of the Bravery/Killers/Franz Ferdinand New Wave Revival. They draw from some of the same influences, but Apologies to the Queen Mary transcends copping New Order bass lines and shiny hooks with an intensity and chaotic artistry that makes them much more than radio fodder. Wolf Parade's sound is unlike anything else you're likely to hear, despite Isaac Brock's production fingerprints. They do sound like Modest Mouse, but with a heavy dose of the Talking Heads and a pinch of David Bowie. Like them, Wolf Parade makes unpretentious art-rock with an emphasis on rock.

Apologies is a haunting and haunted album, an album made in darkness and populated by ghosts. It would be thoroughly depressing, if only it didn't rock so hard. Wolf Parade take a rather bleak worldview ("Modern world, I'm not pleased to meet you, you just bring me down," Dan Boeckner sings) and layer on the futility of relying on distractions and their inability to escape the past to create a kickass album of frustration and release. Their vision's not entirely clear (this is a rock album first and foremost, not a concept), but it is resonant.

The album reaches its undeniable peak on "I'll Believe in Anything". After the first eight tracks of disillusionment, disenfranchisement, and disappointment, Spencer Krug's lilting, howling vocals perfectly match lyrics desperate to find a liferaft to cling to amid crashing drums, fuzzy guitars, and a drowning synth bassline. When Krug sings, "Give me your eyes / I need sunshine / Your blood, your bones, your voice, and your ghost... I'd take you where nobody knows you / and nobody gives a damn", his voice sounds on the edge of breakdown, but it's hard to tell if with this desperate grasping at faith, he's raising a white flag or a black one.

In short, the hype machine nailed this one. If any band since the Arcade Fire has deserved so much pre-release attention, it's Wolf Parade. There are no weak links on this album; every song is in the perfect place, none of them are fillers, and each has its own style. The music rocks, the lyrics are subtle and ambiguous, and the execution is near-perfect. 2005 has seen more than its share of good rock albums, but Wolf Parade's full-length debut stands head and shoulders above and is easily my favorite album of the year. Apologies to the Queen Mary is an absolute must-have.