New IPCC Report

AP (BRUSSELS) -
The newest IPCC report reflects the scientific consensus that there will be significant global warming over the next four months. According to the IPCC panel, the warming can only be reversed by turning the United States into a socialist police state. The good news is that if we start now, we can completely reverse the warming by October.

Al Gore was available for comment:

This is within our reach. With innovative, centralized thinking, we have the opportunity, and the moral duty, to reduce global warming by October of this year. It just takes sacrifice.

Misery

Urban winters are not fun.

While I was waiting in line for a government sponsored free copy of "An Inconvenient Truth"...

I realized that global warming sounds like a dream come true.

Bleecker Street this morning